I should take a little break from writing...
...I took down yesterday's post because it may or may not have included hypothetical idiots, Fire Marshalls and burning hotels.
My husband read it and said it didn't sound like me. I told him that it was the most me I've ever been...because I'm nothing if not overly dramatic. And loony.
He was right, though...it wasn't very nice. So it's gone.
This is precisely why God didn't give me *laser eyes.
*Sometimes, when I am driving in my car and people make me mad, I think it would awesome to have laser eyes. However, I would be lasering people in the heat of the moment. And then my husband would tell me that it isn't like me to be lasering people with my eyes. And once someone is lasered, they can't be UNlasered.
There you go.