I've got a doctor's appointment this morning where I'll learn that absolutely nothing is "happening."
I know it's good to be boring in this circumstance, but just once it would be fun to have a STORY!
I was shopping for groceries and right there in front of the butter *ta da* my water broke!
I was cleaning the house when I started having contractions. They were three minutes apart! I had to call my husband AT WORK! And he had to come and we had to call a SITTER!
You know, stories that have jazz.
My stories go like this:
I was one hundred days over my due date, and the baby wasn't going to come out. So I went into the hospital on a scheduled day. They broke my water. They gave me pitocin. My baby was born 12 hours later.
Always a VERY WONDERFUL outcome, but so predictable! No drama! (*unless the other selfish hogs take up all the spots in L&D on my special day.*)
I'm wondering if they sell those special crochet hooks anywhere?