Not as good as the real thing

I went grocery shopping with the kids today. I even let them make a list. We came home with "pof corn," "choclit melk," "salamy," and "froot snacks." And cookies. Chewy Chips A'hoy.

I am trying to like them, but they taste waxy....plasticky.....perservativey. I have only been able to eat 5 of them. It's a cryin' shame.